What movies have not aged well?
10.06.2025 06:49
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
Goldfinger
-J W Pepper
Octopussy
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
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The Living Daylights & Rambo III
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
Have you ever had a bad gut feeling about someone and it was right?
The Man with the Golden Gun
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
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-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
-”Ah so!”
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
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-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
From Russia With Love
-All the bad guys are black.
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
-Bond slapping Tracy.
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
What does the Turkish word çıplak mean?
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
Diamonds Are Forever
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
Moonraker
What does pompano fish taste like?
Dr No
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
-”She is very sexyful!”
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
Live and Let Die
Which one is better to guys, boobs or butt?
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
You Only Live Twice
A View to a Kill